Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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