I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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