Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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