Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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