i just wanna soil my oats bro
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
how does that bad decision feel?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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