I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Never underestimate the power of titties
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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