Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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