how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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