Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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