I murdered the dance floor call the cops
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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