It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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