is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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