1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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