Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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