its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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