We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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