she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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