I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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