i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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