They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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