He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
its liver damage thursday
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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