Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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