HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
