I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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