is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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