he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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