Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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