the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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