i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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