Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im holly from the hills drunk
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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