The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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