You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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