Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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