i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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I need you to use more vowels.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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