I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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