You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
