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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Bring me that man meat
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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