How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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