I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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