did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
We need a shit load of segways right now
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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