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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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