Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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