ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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