bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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