I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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