I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I want her autograph on my taint
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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