me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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