Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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