At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
