he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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