using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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