these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You're like the curious george of whores
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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