I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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