just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We just shotgunned beers for America
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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