"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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