super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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